i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
(via laugh-until-you-drop)
they saw the chance
they took the chance
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via aka-lovelyy)
vgly:
I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
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omg
(via laugh-until-you-drop)
(Source: relatable-pics, via lolzpicx)
imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
(via missjadeegbert)
ah yes, come in, come into my house. ah yes, now step out, step right out the door. wonderful. wonderful visit. come again.
(via uhmonda)
it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more
(via missjadeegbert)
| everyone: | you cant eat all of that |
| me: | watch me |
Pizza understands me in a way that no one else can.
when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
what is this even supposed to...
so i just found a thing
?
is that even-?
okay that’s not
???
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this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t...
i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a...
if you take the letters from “OBAMA” and change them to numbers based on what number that letter is in the alphabet then you get 15...
This speaks to me on a spiritual level.